Merde actually
Stephen Clarke
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at 250 WPM7h 18m
The average reader, reading at a speed of 250 WPM, would take 7h 18m to read Merde actually.
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Merde actually
Published
2006
Publisher
Howes
Pages
438
ISBN-13
9781845058821
ISBN-10
1845058828
Description
A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your boss' mistress? Paul opens his English tea room, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter; samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons; and, on a return visit to the UK, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour eternel, or will it all end in merde? In his second comedy of errors, Paul West continues to sabotage the entente cordiale. Author's apology: "I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer." Stephen Clarke.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many pages are in Merde actually?
This edition of Merde actually has approximately 438 pages. Please note, this is an estimate and the exact page count can vary between hardcover, paperback, and e-book versions.
How long does it take to read Merde actually?
For most readers, Merde actually typically takes between 9h 8m and 6h 5m to complete. This is based on the book's length of approximately 109,500 words and common reading speeds.
Here's a detailed breakdown: • Continuous reading at 250 WPM: approximately 7h 18m of focused reading • Casual reading (30 minutes/day): you could finish in roughly 15 days • Estimated word count: 109,500 words
Your individual reading time will vary based on your personal reading pace, the amount of daily reading time, and your familiarity with the subject matter.
What is the word count of Merde actually?
The estimated word count for Merde actually is approximately 109,500 words. This figure is calculated using industry-standard methods that consider genre-specific word density patterns, typical formatting and layout characteristics, and standard words-per-page ratios for published books.
This is an approximation — actual word count may vary based on font size, formatting, edition, and the presence of illustrations or charts.
Who is the author of Merde actually?
Merde actually was written by Stephen Clarke.
When was Merde actually published?
The publication date for this specific edition is 2006. The original work may have been published on a different date.